Scott Reynen was born in a car in the hospital parking lot. He later threw a boomerang that came back to hit him in the forehead. Scott has almost no sense of smell. Nonetheless, he managed to write this.
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gabe: it does seem axiomatic that one is more likely to freeze to death in an outhouse than be clubbed to death in it. But I refute this theory.
it does seem axiomatic that one is more likely to freeze to death in an outhouse than be clubbed to death in it. But I refute this theory.