Though I said I wouldn't, I made a simple tool to mark trademarked words on a website, based on querying the USPTO, but it turns out to be not at all a useful measurement of corporate influence on a website for two reasons. First, it's incredibly slow. Don't bother running it on any site with more than a couple dozen words, because it will time out. The speed could be improved by saving the USPTO query results locally, but I'm not going to bother with that because of the second problem: nearly every word in the English language has been trademarked. Scary but true.

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