I do know that you can't do it if all you get is negative reinforcement telling you the task is cosmically fated to never reach completion. So go, team, go, that's what I have to say.
In the meantime, do me a favor and try to avoid killing each other, okay?
This is how much of a web geek I am: when I read the headline Atom Breaks Rules, Beats Friction
, I assumed it was regarding RFC4287. Turns out it's just about an actual atom breaking the rules of physics.