Browse Like a Pirate

Talk Like a Pirate Day is a yearly event in which many people talk like a pirate, especially online. But not nearly enough people talk like a pirate, so for tomorrow's Talk Like a Pirate Day, I wrote a Greasemonkey script to force the entire web to talk like a pirate. An example with Browse Like a Pirate enabled:

New York Times Browsed Like a Pirate

New York Times Browsed Like a Pirate

 
 
 
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. It appears that a greasemonkey pirate has hacked into my website. What should I do? If people think we are pirates, they won't give us their booty. Yarrrrrrrrrrrr....
 
 
 
 
I recommend ye keelhaul the rascals.
 
 
 
 
What a cool script, I've always wondered what a life at sea would be like. and know I know!
 
 
 
 
yarr! this script be amazin
 

Be number 5:

 
 
 
knows half of 8 is