This was in esquire, so you know it's true...
http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=702594
"39. Beware your child's uncles, who will teach your kid dirty words, introduce him to liquor, and give him gifts of drums, archery sets, and possibly matches.
40. It is, of course, your natural right to exert the above negative influences on your siblings' offspring. "
Since I've already bought Hope a drum set, I'll let you have archery. That leaves me with matchbook collection.